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Bobbie and I had tickets to see "Jersey Boys" downtown on the weekend, and we were planning to stay overnight in the hotel next to the theater. I was working on the north side, converting an old hotel into condo units, and decided to buy her a new sex toy to celebrate our first "vacation sex" in a while.

In the "Boystown" neighborhood there was a sex shop called "The Love Bug." I had visited there last year and found the employees to be upfront, helpful and not at all judgmental. As a middle-aged straight man, and given the neighborhood, I was worried that I might be out of place in the shop, but I found just the opposite to be true.

So in I went. The counter girl was a cute little thing with close-cropped hair. She had a stud in her eyebrow and wore a bit too much makeup, but other that looking very young, she was pretty normal. She dressed in punk fashion in a sweater, shirt and skirt. But I still felt weird when I asked her about a strap-on.

"We have several... is this a gift or is it for you?" she asked. "A gift - why would I need one?" I asked, curious.

"Oh a lot of fellows buy them - it gives them twice the options when they're in bed... kinda of a double-penetration without the other personality in the bed with you," she explained, unashamed. That actually made sense. "Hmmm," I said in response. ...

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