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The next agony aunt on my list to be interviewed was Krsten S, after reading a few of her stories and some of her posts on the forum, i realised that i was in for a tough time, Kristen didn't dissappoint and had me laughing my head off at her final answers. All i can say is.....enjoy. i did....

Question: First tell us something about yourself, like name, age, and some other things we would like to know about you...Let's call it a short bio.

Kristen: Is that a question? Shuggie that's not a question sweetie. Me asking is that a question? Now, that is a question.

Question: OK How old are you?

Kristen: 28

Question: Tell me something about yourself.

Kristen: That isn't a question. Shuggie Tee hee =- I feel like Alex Tribek.

Question: Do you have a job?

Kristen: Yes

Question: What is it and where do you live?:

Kristen: I work in a hotel. In banqueting.


Question: Where do you live.

Kristen: The Metropolitan New York City Area


Question: Are you being vague?

Kristen: What do you want my address? Holy Christ.


Question: What are you wearing right now?

Kristen: Blush. A bathrobe. Blue. Terrycloth. Warm. It has a silly gold crest on the left booby. Well if I had any boobs that's where it would be. I think the crest is kind of pretentious. It is soooo not me that I think its cute. Funny. Sassy in a self effacing sort of way, I got it at a thrift store back in Louisiana.


Question: What do you like the most about writing erotic stories?

Kristen: These days it's the only time I have sex. Blushing. Writing gets me randi. Little else really does.


Question: Does your spouse or significant other know you write, and if so, what does he/she think?

Kristen: I don't have one. I have never had a relationship. :(


Question: Is it difficult for you to keep your writing life separate from your professional life?

Kristen: No. Not at all. OK yes. Absolutely. I mean. NOBODY I know knows I do this. I would be mortified if they found out.

Recently, I went out of town for my job and I had to room with three other women. I would sneak off to the motel room lobby to write and read ES. I almost got caught. It was a hellacious two weeks.


Question: How did you come up with your ES nickname?

Kristen: It is not a nick name just an odd spelling of my real name. Sometimes I use KShigh and people think it is one of those beautiful uniquely African American names like Kisha. Nope. Just me.


Question: What brought you to EroticStories.com? What made you want to stay and become a part of it?

Kristen: In my lil noggin I have always been a sexual deviant. I used to steal my little brothers Penthouse just to read the erotic stories. I started keeping a diary of my sex-capades. NOBODY knew about them. I had to let somebody know. Now, I have a circle of friends that love me for them. It makes me happy.


Question: We have noticed that you have posted a picture on your profile, is it really you? and how do you feel knowing that thousands may be fantasizing about you or your partner?

Kristen: I have posted several. The one on the Aunties column is me. A photo. I want to take it down though. The one at my profile I am very very proud of. I drew/water colored / Pastiged it. I took the photo! Holy COW! Was that fun. Then I did the sketch. I can not tell you how hot that was!

I if get one more idiot asking me why it is not clearer I am going to scream.

I do a lot of erotic art work.

That part is a little harder to keep private cos my room mates know I am painting & and they want to see. SO I have to do two sketches at once so to speak.

I am proud that Art has let me post a few of my lil drawings to go with my stores. Do you like them? You haven't asked me about them. :(


Question: What is your favourite part of your body? Why?

Kristen: Guess you don't like them. Oh well. I don't like lots of things. My favorite is my least favorite. I have small breasts & I know. I light up when someone (when it is appropriate OK!) says something nice about them. I was teased (still am) about them my whole life. I am awkward about them & so I get soooooooo! Turned on when someone pays them special attention.

I am touching them right now.

"hi kids!"

tee hee.

I grew them myself, ya know?


Question: If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be and why?

Kristen: See above. I always wondered what it would be like to be tall and voluptuous.


Question: Boxers v Briefs? / Panties v Thong?

Kristen: Right now? neither & I am in a bathrobe. In general? Are you hitting on me?



Question: What's the question you've always wanted to be asked, but have never been asked?

Kristen: Will you kiss me?


Question: What do you like the most about writing erotic stories?

Kristen: This time around? Are you going to ask me that again I a few minutes? Is this like a motif?

I think I like hiding the real meaning of my story in the plot. People rarely get it. It makes me sad and happy at the same time. Even my friends -- my dear dear lovely sweet perfect in every way friends -- like cum girl - miss it.

I get lots of idiots writing me saying "that was hot" Don't get me wrong & I like that. Really I do. It is in many ways all I get out of this. But I usually think they are missing the point.

Like that story that was,"so extreme." (insert California surfer boy accent here)

It wasn't about extreme sex at all.
I guess I am a lousy writer if I have to explain myself. SO I won't. I think it is obvious.

Trust me it was not about licking shit off some strangers cock. SHEEZE!
Get real.


Question: How long have you been writing now? How did it all get started and what made you write your first story?

Kristen: Lets see. Like most people in modern America, I started writing at about 5. I learned cursive at about 7 or 8.

I am still learning to type.


Question: What categories are most of your stories in? Is there a particular reason for this category? What kind would you never write?

Kristen: I think all of the novels are under Straight/Fetishes. whether they are about fetishes or straight for that matter. I started putting them there
As sort of a catch all.



Question: We have noticed that most of your stories (by your own admission) are quite dark, why this type of story? do your stories reflect your mood? or do you write to shock your readers?

Kristen: NO I AM NOT TRYING TO SHOCK any of you pathetic mother fuckers. (tee hee) was that shocking? I Dunno & maybe I am trying too hard.

My world view is pretty extreme - and dark dark like count chocula. My stories are not about sex at all. They are about my world view.

Most good Erotica is not about sex. It uses sex as a metaphor for other aspects of life.


Question: Which story is your personal favourite, the one you enjoyed writing the most, and/or the one holds the best memories or feelings for you?

Kristen: That is like asking a mother which is her favourite child. And like a mother of adult children she could probably say which one was more successful. Some have fallen short of their mark. Most have hit some mark & maybe not the one I intended.


Question: Have you ever gotten so turned on while writing that you had to stop to masturbate? What story was it?

Kristen: Ummmm. YES! All of them. I am thinking of masturbating right now!
Why do you think I wore the bathrobe to do this interview? I am loosening the belt right now.

FUCK - I am going to do this.

Lets see. The one I am writing right now & I am having a lot of trouble keeping both hands on the type writer. Holy COW! Thinking about it starts getting me... You know.

My bathrobe is slipping over my shoulder. My left hand is caressing my lil breast-es-es. FUCK! Why are doing this to me? DO you just like watching? Are you some kind of fucking Voyeur?

My lil saucey is sooo hungry. SO open. SO wet.

In this latest story I am doing something that I shouldn't be doing & and thinking about something I shouldn't have done. I dont want to give it away, but Telling you about is making me think about it.

I am soooo typing with one hand right now.

You see in this story I start revealing some thing about my past that may have made me become the way I am. It has made me do what I am doing right now. _touch myself & in public while giving an interview.

Holy CHRIST this is hot!

Ask me another question. Please. Pretty please. I am so naked right now!

Bathrobe on floor. I am doing this. Jesus. I am going to cum.


Question: Do you write from fantasy or true stories or a combination of both? Please explain or give an example.

Kristen: A little of both. (mmmmm I really am typing with one hand - so so close!) It is sooo turning me on to tell you that. Am I bad?

OH you had a question & what was it?


Question: Do you write from fantasy or true stories or a combination of both? Please explain or give an example.

I almost never have sex. But I think about it 24 7 365. Sometimes I come close to exploding and I binge.

I fuck strangers. Total strangers. NSA (Admitting this is sooo pushing me over the top)

Yes, I do. I fucking go into Manhattan and go to a bar and...
OK I do that. only sometimes. every once in a while. When I cant stand it anymore. Like right now.

I am sooo soooo close.

Can I have a break?

Shuggie: Yes... But when you come back please answer the question.

Kristen: Thank you.
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I am back

Question: What do you like the most about writing erotic stories?

Holy Christ &didn't you just ask me that?

I like the thought of 40 year old lonely men whacking off to a story about me getting it in the ass.

And then reading their emails that tell me that is what they have done.



Question: Are the characters in your story based on real people, did you make them up, or are they a combination of both?

Kristen: They are composites of real people.


Question: What parts of "Yourself" do you put into your characters?

Kristen: Is there any "Part" of me I haven't shown you. If there is I am sure I will remedy that before the novel is done.


Question: If there was one trait you could take from one of your characters in your stories, and put it in place in your real life, what would it be and why?

Kristen: courage.


Question: How long does it take for you to write a complete story? How does the process go?

Kristen: Lets see. I touch myself. I write a sentence I cum. I stop writing for 4-6 hours. I touch myself, I wrote a sentence, I cum. I stop writing for 4-6 hours.

There are usually about a thousand complete sentences in my stories & you do the math.

OH. I have a lot of incomplete sentences & I don't always count them.




Question: How do you come up with your story titles?

Kristen: I don't really. I hate my titles. At least the chapters.

PLEASE! "What is happening to me"
Lame
"Finding my True Nature."
Sheeze & you'd think I was still in high school.


Question: What is the hardest part of writing a story?

Kristen: Post orgasmic depression


Question: Have you ever done research for a part of a story you didn't have any knowledge about or maybe for a sex scene?

Kristen: Yes.


Question: If a movie was ever made of one of your stories, which story would you want it to be, and who would play the lead characters? would you be willing to play one of the characters?

Kristen: No, I would want to direct it. Tee hee. And who ever played me would be a real hottie and I would get to make her have sex all the time (insert wicked laugh here)


Question: Dream date. If you had the chance to have a date with any person (actor, actress or well-known person) who would it be? how would it start? how would it end? how would they rate you in bed?

Kristen:

Erin E-surance

She is such a hottie & shew! Hubba Hubba!

Lets see I am in a car wreck & not my fault & and she swoops down from a tall building in that lil leather number with the ropes and we hop into the hybrid to fill out electronic paper work.

And since she has the computer on & I take her to Erotic Stories where I have an interview and I show her where I say I have a Major crush on her
(OK I a admit it I have fanaticized about a cartoon character)

and she well..
OH MY!
Can I have another break?

Shuggie: NO.

Kristen: That's ok I was just kidding anyway & she is a hottie though don't you think?

Tell me that pink hair is no screaming for bi-curious women to get all aroused and confused.


Question: Romantic escape. If you had a chance to take your significant other anywhere ? where would it be? and how would you make it a break that they would never forget?

Kristen: I would take me and my right hand to visit Cum Girl and her S.O. in England.




Question: what best defines your life? fancy restaurant with champagne and roses or cuddles up on the sofa with a video and bottle of wine ? something else ?

Kristen: I don't know. A fancy restaurant where I sneak the food out in a doggy bag and shop lift the Champaign to get some imaginary lover drunk so I can take advantage of him.



Question: Do you have any secret stories you don't want to publish for the public? Yes

Do you publish your stories on other sites besides EroticStories.com and if so, why? Have you ever been published on paper?

Kristen: No & because Naughty Miranda doesn't like me.

Tee hee & she is a doll & I am kidding. I soooooooo!!!!!!!! Admire her.
Everything about her. She publishes like everywhere.
She has the balls to grab publishers by the lapels and say hey & THIS is hot. I love her. I have a secret crush on her.

She is the reason we are having this conversation.
She has encouraged my writing.
If it wasn't for her I would not have published half the number of stories I have written.
She is my heroine.

Question: When you receive negative comments do you just ignore them, build from them, or let it put a negative image over the story itself, and let it hinder your writing?

Kristen: Bawl like a school girl and write long hysterical emails to my friends who then have to talk me off the ledge.
I know I take this too seriously


Question: Do you also enjoy reading erotic stories? Which categories do you enjoy the most? Do you like true stories or fantasies?

Kristen: I like good ones.


Question: Do you vote on other author's stories? How do you decide what score to give when you do?

Kristen: I don't vote for low ones. What is the point?
When somebody gives me a 2 or a 5 (which they do!)
I cry. I really do.
It really hurts my feelings.

I wouldn't want to do that to somebody else.


Question: Do you send other author's comments or feedback on their stories?

Kristen: Yes. Of course I do.


Question: Do you have a favourite author on ES? What makes them your favorite?

Kristen: I don't believe in favourites. I subscribe and get a notice when a few authors have a new one.


Question: Collaboration? would you like to write with another author on this site? if so Who? and what would the story be about?

Kristen: YES YES YES! I LOVE CUM GIRL! (did I Mention that?) Even though she and I are having a little snit right now. If she will ever get over it I bet she and I would write something amazing and powerful and funny. She is funny. I like humour & I wish my stories were funnier. OK sometimes I think they are funny but I know not everyone else does.
But I digress, That's why I think we would make a good team. She is soooo funny and charming. I adore her. I had a crush on her, but I am over it.


Question: When you read a story do you: A. Touch yourself and come around the same time one of the characters do? B. Touch yourself but wait for the end to come? C. Touch yourself but wait until after you finish the story to come, such as after going to bed? D. Not touch yourself until you are finished and then continue thinking about the story and come? E. Any other variation you may do? (Please tell us what it is)

Kristen: All and none of the above. Not one thing really.All of them at once. None of them, ever.


Question: Do you enjoy the visual side of erotica, as in porn movies or pictures? If so, do you have any favorites?

Kristen: OK FOR THE RECORD I hate porn!

I dont like erotic storiess that are just "And then she sucked my cock."

Yes, I like the visual side of it. I paint. I draw. I am an amateur graphic artist. I think my art work is better than my stories. I would like to find a place I can post mere of them. I would ask Art if I could insert more of my drawings into my stories here. All of my stories have pictures & but not all of them are posted. Art has been sooooo nice about letting me post that I hate hate hate to pester him again.


Question: Do you remember the first pornography you ever saw? Tell us about it?

Kristen: Yes, I told you earlier that I stole one of my little brother's Penthouse. I loved looking at the pictures & but I really liked reading the naughty stories.




Question: Have you ever participated in erotic photography? If so, please tell us about it. If not, would you rather be the photographed or the photographer? would you participate in video?

Kristen: Yes I have been photographed nude. I did it my self so I was both. HA!



Question: What do you wear to bed? Do you dress for sex? or go to bed au natural ?

Kristen: Yes, I dress for sex on the few times I have it. I usually go out for the purpose of having it & so I dress for it.

It is kind of a psychological ordeal for me. How many of my stories have taken place in a dressing room & getting ready to go have sex?

The WORST! Is when I get myself all worked up & I am ready to take the plunge & and I totally strike out. That happens a lot.

Truth is I am very shy in person and my best pickup line is "Sure."


Question: Do your sex life and writing have any correlation with each other??

Kristen: YES YES YES. They are one in the same & but only symbolically.


Question: is there anything that you have written about in a story that you would love to try in real life? if so what ? and why?

Kristen: Yes & everything. Though I am afraid that actually doing it would ruin the fantasy & and I would end up more depressed than I already am.


Question: How would you rate your willingness to try new things in bed?

Kristen: On a scale of 1-5 - I would say somewhere between negative 7 and one hundred and six


Question: What's the kinkiest thing you have done in your life?

Kristen: Agree to this interview.

And masturbate while doing it.

yea, FUCK that was hot! I came. Hard!


Question: What wouldn't you consider doing (bearing in mind site rules,) where would you draw the line at? what wouldn't you entertain at all?

Kristen: too young. That's fucked up. A willing partner has to be ready to know if they are willing or not. You can fuck somebody up for life that way. Pardon my French. It just really makes me angry.

Don't do it. Period.
Either gender.
Yes, little boys get seduced by adult women too. It is just as fucked up. Leave them alone.

Vulnerable young women & stay away & I will fucking kick your ass.

Question: Do you put you partners preferences first? Your own? or a combination of both? how far would you go to please your partner sexually?

Kristen: I don't know. Do you? Does anybody? I think people who say they know are putting the preference of making you think they are introspective enough to answer that question ahead of all else.

That's pretty insecure. In other words: If you can give any answer to that & you are putting your interests ahead of the person who is asking.


Question: Do you have any fantasies that you would like to fulfill?

Kristen: No. I have a few realities I wish were fantasies.


Question: Do you feel your sex life has improved with age? if so, how? and is there still room for improvement?

Kristen: No. I have a harder time getting myself off than when I was 18.The further my horizons expand the longer it takes me to get from sun up to sun down.

I don't know if I will ever cum again after this interview - how can you POSSIBLY top that?


Question: Do you have any funny stories of has anything strange happened during sex that you would like to share with your readers.

Kristen: I was once asked to do an interview for an erotic stories web site and I took my clothes off and masturbated while doing the interview.


Question: What do you think about solo sex?

Kristen: ummm... I am doing it right now.


Question: Threesome, foursome or more, Does the whole group thing turn you on or off? would you share a bed with more than one? if so in what circumstances would it happen?

Kristen: Yes. As long as I didn't have to live with them.
Are you crazy? Hell NO!


Question: What are your favourite; and least favourite positions?

Kristen: The one that makes me cum is my favourite.



Question: Anal sex, Turn on or turn off?

Kristen: Both.


Question: Fetishes. is there a particular fetish that inspires you? something you would love to try? something that you would avoid at all costs?

Kristen: Yes to all of the above.


Question: Do you believe in one night stands?

Kristen: Do I believe in them or do I have them?It is pretty much all I have. And no, I don't believe in them.


Question: What makes you feel sexy? what would you do to look sexier for your partner?

Kristen: Look Shuggie & u are on thin ice here OK. But FUCK IT I am going to answer this.

I look younger than I am. OK. Always have. I am a runt. It has been a nickname of mine at various times in my life when I had varying level of self confidence. I am 5' 2 and weigh a buck soaking wet.

I have been to bed with men & more than one& more than once - older ones &no, not at the same time & older - like 40 & or more & who wanted - yes - a little girl.

I did it. I have worn flannel PJs with little girl prints. Winnie the Pooh. FUCK I hate it. OK. I hate it. But I did it. To turn my partner on.

Happy? Did it turn you on? Fuck you.


Question: What makes someone sexy to you?

Kristen: people wiling to show their vulnerabilities. Who are willing to explore mine.

People who know how hot it is to pick at a scab until it bleeds and kiss the open wound until It heals.

It will never heal. Keep kissing me, baby. Hold me. I need to be held.


Question Dressed or undressed? what inspires you the most? revealing with the promise of something? or naked with nothing left to the imagination?

Kristen: She is naked. I have my eyes closed. I hear the door close. From behind the door her voice resonates, You may open your eyes now." I do as I am told. She is gone.


Question: What is a major turn on for you during sex?

Kristen: People who don't ask me what turns me on.


Question: What is a major turn off for you during sex?

Kristen: People who ask me WHAT turns me off. OK I am not just being glib here OK!
Really. So, sweetie, what turns you off?

"You just did."

I don't want to make a commitment like that.

Soon as I say "X"; turns me off then suddenly the only thing I want is"X.";
Now since I have managed to be picked up by such a wholesome young man (Wretch) who has had the earnestness to ask such a thing. The one thing I am NOT going to get is "X".



Question: Sex-talk. Do you like or dislike talking during sex?

Kristen: See & Shuggie here you go again. What the fuck does that mean? If they are good at it than yes I love it. If they are bad at it I hate it. If they ask me, "Is my sexy talk turning you on?" Get the fuck out of my motel room.


Question: In bed or on the kitchen table?

Kristen: I like breakfast in bed.


Question: Have you ever had sex in a public place? where is the most interesting place you have had sex? would you like to try sex in public?

Kristen: Yes. Interesting for who?


Question: What is your favourite or most memorable moment in bed?

Kristen: I am looking forward to it.



Question: Is there anybody on this site, who you would like to see interviewed? Why?

Kristen: That has not already been interviewed? Yes. Vikki. Because I adore her.

I have a secret crush on her. shhhh don't tell her.


Question: Do you notice any differences between the "younger" writers on here, and between the "older writers" of this site?

Kristen: Yes.


Question: what is more important to you? a good story with a little sex? a story full of sex with almost no story? or a mixture of both?

Kristen: None of the above. I can not rank importance. I do not do this for the sole purpose of masturbating OK.


Question: What Category of stories do you mostly read? Why? Is there a category of story that you would like to see more of on this site?

Kristen: Fetish Only cos I have a limited time & and I like stories that are written with passion & people are oddly passionate about their fetishes.


Question: Pet hates, is there any particular traits that annoy you when reading stories? what do you enjoy about other stories? is there any way that writers can improve their stories on this site?

Kristen: Sex. I pretty much hate stories about sex. I like stories that USE sex.


Question: Do you have any advice or tips on writing that you wish to share with any budding authors?

Kristen: Don't write about sex use sex as a device to paint a theme that you think is important.

It is your passion for what you believe is important that gets me hot.


Question: You are #49 on the "Top 100 favourite authors" list. How does it feel to know that 121 people have marked you as one of their favourite authors.

Kristen: I like that people like me. I feel like the Groucho Joke though "I wouldn't want to belong to a club.."

That's what I think of # 100 to 51
As for 52 to #1
Hey FUCK YOU! I am better than you - I am nipping at your heals - gonna kick yer lil butts.

OK I am kidding.
I do really like that people like me here.
I really really do. It really is the reason I spend so much of my valuable time here.
I am not fishing here OK!
I sometimes suffer from low self esteem. This place cheers me up.
Except for when it makes me depressed. But that is a different story.


Question: Is there anything else you would like to say to the readers of this interview and your fans? Now is your chance...

I love you all sooo very much.

I do.

I am crying. Every time I post a story a whole group of people write me and say the sweetest things to me. I swear & no exaggeration & I have to set aside a time when I can be alone to read the comments cos nine times out of ten I bawl.

Some of my close friends on here know.

FUCK avoid Kristen she just posted a story and she is going to be sending me an hysterical note any second.

I apologize to y'all for those & I get worked up sometimes & and I hope I always do.

SO again Thank you thank you thank you for all of your kind support. I mean that & I really really REALLY do!
Hugs,
ks

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