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BITE ME PLEASE INTERVIEW

There's a lot of terrific pseudonyms floating around this site, but one of the most tempting has to be Bite Me Please. She's a relative newcomer to the site - her first story was published in November 2009. But, since then, she has posted eight stories, including three multi-part stunners. So let's begin by asking... how did you come up with that wonderful name?

It's actually something I say as a semi/jokey insult to my friends and family, and those who have read my stories will also have picked up I do like my nipples being bitten. And of course I was brought up to be polite

Q: How and when did you begin writing erotic stories?

I've always written stories, but never erotic ones until I found this site. I've found I really enjoy doing it as well.

Q: Have you published anywhere other than ES.com?

Not yet no, but I am currently collecting rejection letters for my books, so fingers crossed, I will be published soon.

Q: What is it about writing erotica that you most enjoy?

I think it's the fact that I can create the scene and do things how I want, so I know there won't be any disappointment for my characters (unless I need them to!), plus I can also 'live' my fantasies.

Q: A lot of your stories are in the Romantic section - and they really are romantic. I love the way that you build up to the sex scenes, because you really allow your characters to breathe before they get down and dirty. How much of yourself do you include in these stories?

Thank you. I always inject a little of myself into my characters, which is why they are mostly red haired, grey eyed and on the chunky side with small boobs! And yes, my legs are in fact 33" and very shapely! Plus, why they don't jump straight into bed with every Tom, Dick and Harry that come along. But the vast majority is straight from my imagination, so I can get up to anything I want.

Q: Is there anything that happens in your stories that you would really like to try in "real life", but haven't yet been able to?

Have as many orgasms as my characters!!! lol

Thanks to another author on this site, I'm also finding myself fantasising about anal, something I never thought I would be interested in, but you'll find it creeping into my stories now.

Q: Does your partner or any of your friends know that you write? What do they think?

Sadly, I'm single and contemplating buying shares in batteries, as it's been so long!! My friends know I write, but they don't know that I write on here. I know a couple of them will be shocked and I know a couple will also be impressed, but I like the fact that this is my little secret.

Q: How about in more general terms - how do you feel about the "outside world"'s perception of erotic writing?

I don't know of the outside world's perception, but I know I much prefer reading erotic stories than watching porn. I don't know why, but I guess it just seems much more erotic and a lot less 'seedy' - oh God, that sounds really snobby, doesn't it!! It's not meant to be, it's just the best way I can describe it.

Q: One thing that I love about ES is that you very quickly build up a community of fans, who enjoy writing to and hearing from their favorite authors. Do you have any favorite topics that have surfaced in these "conversations"?

While I have tried to respond to my fans, I must admit I've fallen behind with that - but I promise I'll be better in the future. So we haven't had any conversations as such, but I've found that quite a few of my fans love my characters and they comment about them and where they see them going, whether they are right or not, which I love hearing about. I have also helped out with some relationship advice - for some strange reason I'm good at other peoples relationships I just can't get one myself!! I have also had a couple of people offering to 'help me out' as it were in response to True Story(?), which did make me chuckle.

Q: How do you feel when you receive negative comments or very low votes from readers?

I actually don't mind getting negative comments if they are constructive, as I don't claim to be the best writer ever and they help me to hone my skills. But I don't like receiving low votes without explanation or needlessly nasty comments.

Q: What kind of stories would you never write?

Violent stories or with cheaters - I love my happy endings too much. I like to show that you can be incredibly erotic and sexy and still have morals.

Q: And do you read, and respond to, other writers on the site? Who are your favorites?

I do, I have several favourite authors and stories all depending on my mood, but my all time fav authors are Damon X and Myra Simmons

Q: Do you remember the first pornography you ever saw?

Oh yes! It was a very bad 70's dubbed French one. I actually walked in on my dad watching it (he didn't see me and I couldn't see him thank goodness! Just the TV screen) - I think I was more shocked over what was on the screen rather than knowing my dad was watching it. It was the first time I had seen a guy give himself a blowjob - up to then I hadn't realised they could do that. I have to say I was impressed.

Q: I bet a lot more wish they could do that! Okay, so what's the kinkiest thing you have ever done?

Sadly, True Story(?) is based on my rather sad reality, so nothing kinky yet, I'm afraid, not that I don't want or am willing to.

Q: Do you have any fantasies that you would like to fulfill?

I think the same answer as what I'd like to try from my stories.

Q: What is a major turn on for you during sex?

Hard and rough on the breasts, but gentle and soft on the clit. Oh, and I'm sure every girl agrees with me there is nothing better than a man who is more concerned about getting the lady off than themselves. It certainly makes them up to try pretty much anything.

Q: How about a major turn off?

Going straight to the clit and rubbing it hard and fast without any other preliminaries - not good. A woman needs more!!

Q: well, at least they know where the clit is. It's the one who don't that are really a problem! Okay, how do you feel about same sex relationships, both personally and as a writer?

I don't mind them, in fact I have several gay friends. I'm of the opinion that you love who you love. I've not written about them as main characters, because I'm not gay, so I feel I wouldn't do a relationship like that justice, but I do have some minor characters who are.

Q: How long does it take for you to write a story? Could you talk us through the process?

I get an idea, usually the basics or sometimes a certain scene, then I think about it a lot - usually at work!! Then the story just develops itself. The time it takes depends on how into the story I am, and how much I love the characters. Also, I know it sounds weird, but sometimes during what I think is a relatively simple story, the characters take it some place I didn't expect and it takes longer.

Q: Right now, your most popular story is "Dream Angel" and there really is something magical about that one. Do you agree that this is your best story? And why do you think it struck such a chord?

I love all my stories, I must be able to read them again and again for me to know they are good enough to put on here. And while it is one of my favourites, at the moment I do prefer Big Headed Friend over it. I think what works so well with it is the idea that there is that perfect someone out there, and you'll somehow know them when you meet them. That and the fact that everyone has a romantic streak in them!

Q: Is there anything else you would like to say to the readers of this interview and your fans? Now is your chance...

Oh what to say? I guess keep reading and letting me know what you think. Also if you have any ideas for any stories I would love to hear from you.

Please read Bitemeplease's stories!