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"I DON'T MIND"

The tomato that was balanced at the top of Samantha's grocery bag began it's decent to it's messy, splattering demise on the carport floor. A quick twitch of her cute little nose prevented the red fruit from staining the concrete floor.

"Shit! I promised Darrin I'd cut down on the magic. Oh, well, what he doesn't know won't bother him," she exclaimed.

The tomato hung motionless a couple of inches above the floor. Samantha looked around to see if anyone could see it. No one could see into the garage except old Mrs. Kravits. And so what if she saw it, her husband thought she was half crazy, anyway.

Just barely turning the doorknob with her fingers, Samantha entered the kitchen. The tomato followed close behind. Struggling not to spill other items, she finally got the bags onto the counter. The obedient tomato settled next to the bags.

"Good," she said.

Samantha left the kitchen, went through the dining room and into the living room. Darrin was seated on the sofa and he wasn't alone. Serena was with him and there was no doubt in Samantha's mind that he was ...

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