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This is a work of fiction. All characters are fictional and any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidence. This is also a novel with adult content including explicit acts of homosexual love between consenting adult men. If you are [censored] or it is illegal to read this story in your locale, please leave now. To the rest of you, I hope you enjoy the story. jfinn

THE HUMAN CONDITION

Chapter 8

As usual, I was dressed and ready to go before Joe found his underwear. It's a constant source of amazement to me that anybody can take as long as he does to get dressed. And it's not like he primps or anything; the best way I can describe it is... he gets distracted.

He'll start to brush his teeth, then suddenly remember he needs to phone somebody. He'll go make the call and while he's there, he'll see the plant on the phone stand needs watering. He gets the watering can and as he's filling it at the sink, he realizes he forgot to tell me about the appointment he made for the boat to go in for repairs.

At that point, he'll wander into the bedroom with the watering can in one hand and the phone in the other, a towel the only thing keeping him from being one with nature. That's my cue to start bitching. ...

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