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It was an after work party at a local pub and I'd imbibed more than my share of the dark brew. My tongue was getting loose and my self control Ð what self- control? I migrated over to a group of co-workers discussing politics when a slightly off-color remark caused me to deliver a quick pun filled one-liner. The group fell apart in near hysterics. As we slowly recovered what little dignity we had left I ordered a fresh Guinness. I had to reach through the group to get it when I smell a most delightful fragrance and felt a woman lean close to my left ear.

"Pretty nimble with the words there. That was pretty funny." Her voice was pitched low and conspiratorial. I spoke out of the side of my mouth to her before I looked at her.

"Amazing? That's nothing. You should see what I can do with my nimble tongue when I'm not talking." I worked by drunken smile into a drunken leer and turned to see that I was talking to the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen. I was temporarily stunned and so inadvertently held her gaze for far longer then usual (I am I fear a rather shy man with the ladies). Her eyebrows rose a millimeter then relaxed.

"You seem a bit drunk." Had I been sober I would have been apologizing profusely at this point. Of course, had I been sober I would have never ...

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