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Harrison clicks on the new stories section and sighs. The offerings are slim today. Harrison checks eroticstories.com every day, and Wednesdays are the worst for postings. All the good writers submit their stories during the weekend. The only stories that surface after Monday are from the dregs, the hacks, the hopeless, horrible writers... and, of course, Aardvark1979.

Harrison mutters under his breath. "I can't believe that idiot has written another poorly constructed smut story. Doesn't that guy have anything better to do other than writing sex stories and answering email?" He sneers. "What kind of name is ‘Aardvark', anyway? Only plumbers who want the first page of the phone book call themselves that."

He reads the synopsis and shakes his head. It's a "first time" story about a schoolgirl named Karina. Harrison rolls his eyes in disgust. What is this guy's fixation with schoolgirls? Does he really think that young girls want to lose their virginity to seedy older men?

"The guy's a pervert, an arrested adolescent." Harrison thinks. "He's completely divorced from real life."

Still, it'll be another three days before the good stories are posted. The mouse hovers over the link.

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