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Relax and share a few chuckles as you crawl inside my ridiculously goofy head. You really don't have to worry-my brand of humor isn't contagious...much.* This isn't all humor that will make you laugh, so be warned. Oh, and if you come across anything that strikes you as particularly satirical, you can rest assured it's purely your imagination. © Copyright 2006 by Kev H, so just don't go there.

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Vanity

"Wait," she exclaimed, holding up her hand, "I'm not ready, yet. Just look at my hair-it's a mop!"

He sighed, but kept his patience. "Quickly then-we don't have all night."

She hurried into the bathroom to fuss with her hair, and he watched from the doorframe that supported his weight. She mumbled to herself, critically, and occasionally asked for his approval as she finished with her hair, making every strand perfect.

"Make-up," she told herself, "don't forget the make-up." He sighed, tapping his imaginary watch. He never wore one, lest it not survive some of his more interesting ways of travel. But she was no dummy; she ...

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