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If you take off your clothes then someone is going to catch you doing it. That seems to be some sort of "law of nature". I have been known to deliberately show some skin, and even a bit more, either to catch someone's interest or even rub their nose in the fact that they won't be getting anything more. Sometimes I just want to be comfortable, don't really care who sees what, so am careless about keeping everything covered. Those are all voluntary situations and not what I am talking about here.

I am also not talking about crossing your legs then discovering that the guy across the room is shooting a beaver, finding that the waiter has been refilling your water glass every 30 seconds because you are braless and he is looking down your blouse, or even some perv peeping through the fence or window. I am talking about getting caught face to face when you really don't want to be or by people that you really don't want catching you. That has happened to me a few times and I can usually just shrug it off. Still, there are those "Kodak Moments" that were so embarrassing, or funny, that I just can't forget them.

Like the time when I flashed our minister and his wife!

After school one day some friends and I played some pretty intense three on three basketball. By the time we were finished I was soaked in sweat so hurried home to clean up. Once there I went to my room, stripped, and then went down the hall to the shower. After getting ...

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