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Chloe looked up from her book and stared off into the far corner of the room. She had to admit she was bored. Not bored with life in general, there was always plenty to do and she had plenty of interests and plenty of friends but bored with her love life. In that way at least, she was lonely. It hurt to admit it but it was true. It had taken her a while to put her finger on what was wrong in her life but now that she had done so it was like an itch that she couldn't quite reach. Okay so defining a problem was half way to solving it they said- but only half way! What was she to do about the other half? It did not seem appropriate to hang around in night clubs wearing revealing outfits to see who (or what) she might pick up. Those days were gone - if they ever existed! Chloe did not consider herself old. To do that would be tantamount to admitting defeat and turning into an old woman. However she had to grudgingly admit to having more years experience than she used to have when she was younger. The positive way to look at it was "Birthdays are good for you. It has been scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer." yes, that was it; a positive attitude. So back to her problem, how could she get a little more spice in her life.

Almost of their own volition her eyes wandered to the armchair opposite her own, and more specifically its occupant. Tall, dark haired, handsome, French, single - oh - and young. Guiltily she flicked her eyes back to the pages of her book but somehow they would not focus on the words. Chloe let her mind slip back to the thought she had just ...

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