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The Man With The Yard-Long Dong

Bernie Schwartz had a problem. Most men, just hearing about it, or, for that matter, reading the title of his tale, would say it was the opposite of a problem. They would say he was a very lucky man.

He was, actually, lucky. He had a 36 inch penis, longer than anyone had ever heard was possible. Men who believe a large penis is the secret to attracting and pleasing women would be quick to brag about such luck. Even those who aren't sure it is the secret would be envious. But, it was not an unmixed blessing.

Bernie was an average guy. Not too tall, not too short. Pleasant looking, but not handsome, intelligent, but not a genius. Growing up, he had known, long before he could use it, that his appendage was unusual. He kept it carefully hidden until puberty. The first girl he showed it to, ran away, terrified.

After that he studied as much information as he could find in books and videos about sex and physiology. He was careful to describe his equipment to any girl before showing her, and promise to be gentle and respect her wishes. With curious and adventurous girls, that often worked.

The problem was, he could fuck with a part of his dick, but never get close. Hugging, kissing, rubbing belly on belly, chest on breast, could be done, but not while fucking. The girls found him exciting, amusing, and fun, but couldn't imagine having a serious relationship with him.

It did get him a good job, though. He dated a young woman who worked at a sperm bank, and she had a great idea. Prospective parents would pay a premium rate for the chance they might have sons extra well endowed. There would be no guarantee of 36 inches, but the odds were they'd be bigger than average. If they had a daughter, perhaps she'd have a bigger clit.

She sold the idea to her boss at the Ace-in-the-Hole sperm bank, and suddenly Bernie was on the gravy train.

Carolyn

Bernie rode the bus five days a week to make his daily deposit. His sperm did become popular, and the bank paid him well. One day on the way to work (if it could be called that), he met a very pretty blonde named Carolyn. She was flirtatious and inquisitive. "So, Bernie, where do you work?" "At a sperm bank. I make deposits."

"You get paid for that?"

"Yes, I do. I not only come to work, but I come AT work." Carolyn laughed, giggled, and blushed a little. Then Bernie explained to her why his sperm was so valuable. Carolyn was amazed and excited, her erect nipples making tiny mountains beneath her thin blouse. Bernie noticed that, and also caught her wide blue eyes glancing downward at his crotch. He couldn't resist saying, "Hey, my eyes are up here!" While she giggled some more, and blushed again, he asked, "Would you like to meet me later?"

Carolyn said, "Yes."

Carolyn was an extremely sensuous young lady. Once she had discovered sex, she loved everything about it and went after it enthusiastically. Picturing Bernie's penis in her mind, she thought, "What an erotic thing to play with!"

That evening, she knocked on Bernie's apartment door. He greeted her with a smile, wearing only a loose pair of sweat pants. "Is there something you'd like to show me?" she asked with a grin. He grinned back.

"I could ask you the same question." In seconds she pulled off her T-shirt revealing a beautiful pair of bra-less breasts, pink nipples pointing prominently. His sweat pants were dropped as quickly, and his long dong rose to the occasion. He had described it, but seeing it,

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