Hello guest! (Level: guest) Log in

You can change the width of the story text shown below:
Use how much percent of the screen width?

[ default ] [ 10% ] [ 20% ] [ 30% ] [ 40% ] [ 50% ] [ 60% ] [ 70% ] [ 80% ] [ 90% ] [ 100% ]

Options: Plain text or PDF (fanclub only!) version  |  Mark story  |  Mark author

Don't forget to vote for this story, in the yellow voting box below the story!

It started out as a spoof; satire.

A national online magazine ran a series of stories about the most beautiful women in the world: What country has the most beautiful women?

Readers around the world argued for their women. Women around the world argued for their distant sisters. It was all in fun. Full disclosure: by a vote of hundreds of thousands of readers: Italian women were declared the winners.

I didn’t work for that magazine. I was a computer specialist for another online magazine; an adult magazine. I’m sure you’ve checked us out or our competitors. The women in our magazine showed off their tits, their asses and their pussies.

As you can imagine for a twenty-three-year-old me, just out of college, this was a gold mine. I was there at most of the photo shoots; editing, etc.

My name is Malcolm Hillsdale V. It sounds much more pretentious than it is. My dad barely finished high school and worked in one of the last steel mills in the Pittsburgh area. I was the first in my family to go to college. Everyone calls me Mal.

My editor and the owner of our website was seventy-five-year-old Marie Janowicz. She followed the story about the most beautiful women in the world closely.

It gave her an idea. Ten years earlier while I was still in junior high school, she ran a story on our website, “Ladies, show us your tits.” Thousands and thousands of women from around the world posted photos of their tits on our website. From Argentina to Zambia, we received selfies: titty selfies. It was a huge hit and generated more clicks than anything the site had ever done.

At a staff meeting Mrs. Janowicz suggested, “why don’t we run a contest called which country’s women have the most beautiful pussies? We’ll call it the Pussy Challenge.”

There were murmurs throughout the room. We were always looking for ideas to generate clicks, advertisers and subscribers.

“Mal, I want you to set-up the log in. Make it as easy as possible. Women should only need to provide their first name or pseudonym, country and age. We have to do our due diligence regarding women under eighteen. You should make a comment box. I’d love to hear what our readers think of those pussies.

I nodded. I thought it would be relatively easy to create, and it was.

And it wasn’t. Within a few days our server was overwhelmed. I was working like crazy to make sure we had enough space to accommodate all the uploads.

“Mal, I don’t think any of us expected this response.”

“Me neither, Mrs. Janowicz. Might I suggest that we add a button so people can vote?”

“You mean, you want our clients to vote for the best looking pussy?”

She looked at me. “Mal, how old are you? Have you even seen a pussy live and in person?”

I had a girlfriend who I’d been sleeping with for about six months. In high school, and college I fucked three, maybe it was four different girls. “Ummm, my girlfriend, Andrea and I spend weekends together.”

“I see. Frankly, I think voting is a great idea, I just wasn’t sure that a boy your age was up to the task. Not that I want you “up” during business hours. Save that for Andrea.” She laughed.

I blushed.

Click here to read the rest of this story (67 more lines)

Options: Plain text or PDF (fanclub only!) version for easy saving or printing

ESmail: Click here to send a private message to Thomas B (with ESmail, the site's internal message system)

Authors appreciate feedback! Please vote, and write to the authors to tell them what you liked or didn't like about the story!

Profile for Thomas B, incl. 103 stories Email: hstdr7522@outlook.com Add this author to your favorite author list Add this story to your favorite story list Send this story to me through email

Give your opinion about this story: select here 1 (terrible) 2 .. 3 .. 4 .. 5 (reasonable) 6 .. 7 .. 8 .. 9 .. 10 (excellent)