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When Bedrock Rocks

Once upon a time in a small Stone Age village there lived a woman named Betty Rubble. She was petite, and very pretty. Betty had coal black eyes, and short raven hair, in which she always wore a blue bow.

Betty was married. She had married her high school sweetheart Barney. She had always felt that she had a good, if somewhat boring marriage. Barney was a good provider, and treated her well; but sex, when they had any at all, was very dull.

They were both virgins when they married. Unfortunately, Barney had little imagination and even less sex drive. In fact, they had had sex in only one way, at night, in bed, missionary style with little or no foreplay.

Wilma, Betty's neighbor and best friend, was forever bragging about how good sex was with her husband Fred. Wilma talked about fucking Fred in many different positions, about sucking cock, and having her pussy eaten. Listening to her friend always made Betty's pussy wet, and she would often rush home, after hearing one of Wilma's stories, and finger fuck herself to orgasm.

Betty longed to be soundly fucked at least once in her life. Then one day while driving home from her mothers! ...

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