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I, Samantha Stephens, am a witch. A bonafied, spell casting, cauldren stirring witch. Oh, and I'm hot blooded, too. We all are. Witches and warlocks, I mean. Oh, and genies, too.

Witches and warlocks have an insatiable desire for sex. We have to. It keeps our powers from becoming erratic and just generally screwed up. Well, you've seen my TV show. You've seen how my powers can sometimes go crazy or just plain disappear. Well, what the show would have you believe is that my powers become faulty because I haven't used them for a while. That's absured. The real reason is because I haven't had an orgasm in about 24 hours. That's the real reason. Now, you know why they can't show that on the TV show. I mean, how would it look if Dr. Bombay popped in and told everyone that my powers were all fouled up becaused I hadn't been well fucked in the last 24 hours. My mother would just love to hear that. So, that's why the show says I haven't used them for a while.

Witches, warlocks and genies all have to achieve orgasms to keep their minds untangled and therefore, their powers straight. Now, if the person is over, say, 800 years old, the orgasmic needs wane somewhat. For example, Mother and Daddy only need to have one orgasm every week or so. Uncle Author, on the other hand, requires one only every couple of days. Serena and myself, due to our younger ages, need one at least once a day. A genie is a little different. A genie wants to have as many orgasms as possible as often as possible. That's why Jeannie fits ...

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