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Once upon a time there lived a man named Mr Miller, who had three sons. His wife had run off many years ago with a charming young man who possessed a seemingly inexhaustible supply of beans. Mr Miller owned a bar until the day that he carelessly lost his life in a tragic dry roasted peanut-related incident. His estate was not a large one and his will was accordingly very simple, a bit like Mr Miller himself really. To his eldest son he left the bar, to his middle son he left a large articulated lorry and to his youngest son he left the remainder of his possessions, to whit a rather attractive, curvaceous and naked young lady called Pussy, whom he had won in a boozy game of poker the month before his untimely demise.

Now the younger son, although rather handsome, did not get out much and was consequently unschooled in the ways of the world. Actually, he was unschooled, period, but he did have a reasonably fair singing voice. He was distinctly upset by the injustice of the testament.

"My brothers both have the basis of a successful business, but all I have is Pussy. What good is she? I can't exactly sell her. I can't even eat her, at least not unless I'm very careful how I dispose of the bones."

Pussy heard him bemoaning his lot, and draped her arm around his shoulder comfortingly.

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