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FRIEDA THE CAT

by MathGirl

In the summer before his senior year in high school, Jack Vincent had experienced a growth spurt during which he gained about five inches in height in four months. This is not an uncommon phenomenon in boys during their middle teens, but in Jack's case his skeletal growth was accompanied by an even more spectacular increase in the size of his genitalia. If his gain in stature was a spurt, the increase in penis dimensions would best be described as an explosion. Jack's dick had become a <<<***DICK***>>>.

Jack had a group of friends with whom he had grown up, and they were quick to notice the change in their pal's ........... equipment in the showers after gym. When his buddy Lenny Ginsburg saw the phenomenal change, he said that Jack's wee wee had turned into a veritable schlong over the summer. Another of his pals saw it in the shower and cautioned Jack to be careful not to get an erection while driving. All the blood rushing to a pecker that size might result in lack of circulation to the brain and cause him to faint. Some of the other guys in the gym class teased him about it, calling him "Big Banana," or "Horsecock," and Jack's Chicano friend, Hector Rodriquez, had nicknamed him El Tulunga.

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