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Rapunzel Once upon a time, in a land far away, there lived a happy young couple who were expecting their first child. They had only been married for less than one year, but after fucking for hours every day, it was no wonder the wife was already pregnant. Pregnancy caused her to develop strange cravings, such as the taste of apple cider laced with her husband's semen. These cravings amused and aroused her husband, but he was alarmed when she expressed a craving for turnips.

The only turnips for miles around belonged to their closest neighbor, who was rumored to be a witch. Although, she'd never done anything to anyone as far back as anyone in the village could remember, they were all deeply afraid of her. An unmarried woman, with such rich lands, who kept to herself, must have made a pact with the devil.

"Woman, stop nagging me about damned turnips. There's none to be found." The loving husband was growing quite impatient with his wife's obsession.

"The witch next door has several rows of turnips ripening now. I saw them when I peered over the fence." The wife persisted.

"I told you not to look over there! It might curse the baby. And I'm not having any dealings with any witch. Might as well sell my soul to the devil myself!" The husband grumbled.

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