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Mmmmnnnnh, oh, OH OH HOH!!!!!!!!!! Greetings to you, my dear, good friend! How are you?

My reason for writing to you, this fine eve, is to ask if you like food! I don't just mean, food: the stuff we eat every day to sustain our lives. No, Lover, I'm talking about, "FOOD!"

Food should be a sensuous and sensual experience, am I right? Something that releases your inhibitions and makes your eyes light up, your taste buds come alive... Something that releases deep, inner passions from somewhere, down in your soul, something that has been yearning to be freed since... since... well, since your last great meal! And, if you've never had a meal like this, then let me share with you what I am eating, right now:

It is 8:40 pm on Monday, Sept. 5, 2005.

I have just taken the whole-wheat pasta off the stove and have finished making my sauce.

And what a sauce it is!

I've made a white sauce, using some light cream, corn starch, mozzarella cheese and white wine. Mmmmm... Are ya' with me so far? Cool.

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