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During the winter months Fridays are usually slow in my business, so sometimes I try to find an opportunity to escape the office early. Sometimes the opportunity to escape finds me...

It was mid-morning on a cold winter Friday at work, and being a typically slow business day the time could not pass by fast enough. My mind was already distracted with thoughts other than work, and when I answered a phone call I was slightly stunned by the voice of a woman with an unfamiliar accent when I thought I heard her ask for "Mr. Cockenballs".

Thinking that my distracted and somewhat twisted mind obviously misunderstood her accent, I recovered my composure and replied, "Excuse me ma'am, would you please repeat that name?"

This time I understood through her accent as she spoke slower and clearly pronounced the name, "Yes, I vaahnt to shpeek vith Meester Cock-En-Balls".

I couldn't resist my amusement and had to pause and clear my throat to suppress a laugh, then uttered an "Uhmm", as my mind fumbled for a response. Before I could respond further I heard a muffled burst of laughter over the phone, then the familiar sound of my girlfriend Cindy giggling as she couldn't contain herself any longer.

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