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I'll talk to you later, baby doll. I've got a date tonite... (Mom wantsta go to a museum or something. Then I'm taking her to a movie or two.) Of course, you are more than welcome to come with, as I'd love your company. Plus, I'd still like to sneak into a darkened movie theater with you and fuck in the back row! Think how fun it might be to disrupt everyone's attention, having them all go "Shhhh!," as we fucked like teenagers! Then, when anyone turned around to look and see where all the noise was coming from and they saw it was just Us, well, they'd probably stop watching the movie and turn their attention towards Us!

Then we'd stop fucking for a quick second and motion for everyone to join us! Pretty soon, there'd be a mass-orgy of movie-goers, all humping like teenagers!

The theater managers would come running in to see what was wrong and when they saw the crowd of writhing bodies, humping like horny rabbits in-heat, they'd all grab the nearest usher of their choice and pretty soon there'd be a free-for-all of fucking and sucking that would surely flow out to the other screens in the movie-plex! And eventually it would flow out onto the streets, where people would stop their cars in the middle of the road, just to fuck the person driving in the lane next to them! And this would carry over into the whole town of Tampa and then it would overtake the State of Florida and then the whole South East corner of the nation followed closely by all of North and South Americas! And when the other nations of the world woke up, only ...

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