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Hi my name is Isabel and for several years now my husband and I have been customers at our local hardware shop, either going in together or separately, it is run by a very personable man in his mid fifties and he had three or four chaps working for him

Over the recent few years due to the economic situation he has had to reduce his staff levels and now only has a lad in during the mornings and is the on his own for the afternoons

One of the lines he sells to compliment his range is pet foods and wild bird feed etc and the other week when I was in we were passing the time of day and a lady came in and asked for some sun flower seed and while he was serving her she asked " have you got fat balls" he just looked at her and replied " no it's just the way I'm standing " to which we all laughed and he carried on with "they are 35p each or 6 for £1.50" . The lady said she would have the 6, paid for her goods and left.

My husband then asked "did you know that lady?" to which he replied she was a regular like ourselves, he can see her sometimes twice a week and then maybe not for thee weeks depending on what her tits are up to.

John then asked Brian how he gets away with what he says to customers. "Well there are some customers that you can get away with a laugh with and then there are others that you can't" and as he said it I could have sworn that he winked at me so that John didn't see. ...

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