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friends to vote for me, I mean my pussy, could I?

Once you voted, a box popped up where you could make comments. Men, I assumed they were men, made comments like this about my pussy:

"I want to eat pussy, not hair."

"Is there really a pussy in there?"

"Imagine that riding my face. YUMMY!!!"

"I jerked off all night thinking of that pussy."

"I thought I'd never throw a woman out of bed, but EWWWWWW!!!!!"

"UGLY!!!!!"

"Now, that's an edible pussy."

I liked that, "edible." I hadn't actually been eaten in well over a year, maybe longer.

I became obsessed looking at the votes and the comments. I checked sometimes five or six times a day.

I compared my pussy with the hundreds and hundreds of other women who sent in pictures. Of course, I'd never seen another pussy. The voters told me I was about average looking. They meant I had an average looking pussy. I didn't like average. Average wasn't getting me laid; it wasn't even getting me dates.

When my thirty day ‘free' trial was up, I did the unthinkable I paid for a six months' membership. As I entered my credit card information, I'm screaming to myself, "you're such a loser."

I signed up for six months because the contest had six more months to run. I did two more unthinkable things. I voted in the "SHOW US YOUR DICK" Contest.

It was long, fat, uncut. It wasn't hard, but I thought it was the kind of cock I'd enjoy playing with. When I say play I mean fucking and sucking.

The other thing I did was, and you'll think I'm an idiot, I went to a salon and got a wax. I'd really never thought about it; no guy had suggested it when we were in bed. I'd never seen one until I started looking at the bare pussies in the "NO BUSH" part of the SHOW US YOUR PUSSY CONTEST.

I thought some of them were beautiful. Less than a week later I signed up for the NO BUSH Contest, took some pictures; chose four I liked and hit send. Do you think I'm an idiot? Not only did I think I was an idiot, I thought I was a loser; the biggest loser.

TO BE CONTINUED

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