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I'm a white woman from Charlotte, NC. I'm writing this from Kenya, where I spend hours on my back or sitting in a chair with my legs spread; sometimes on my knees.

It started innocently enough. Home in Charlotte, I was in the dumps. I hadn't had a date in a few months. I hadn't gotten fucked in more than a few months; actually, almost a year.

I thought I'd try one of those on-line dating sites. Thirty-day free trial, it said.

Geez, does every loser guy in the country sign up for these things.

Hi, I'm Julie Timmons. I'm twenty-seven, have a good job, and I think men find me attractive. They just don't ask me out. I'm a 5' 10" blonde. I wish my boobs were a little bigger, but there's the hand prints of a lot of guys all over them, if ya' know what I mean.

You all are into sex stuff so you want to know about my pussy. I keep my blonde bush neatly trimmed. I wear a small bikini bottom, so I shave as close as I can, but no, I'm not hairless. Here's the other thing, I wear a small bikini bottom because at the beach I hear guys say as I pass by, "damn, that's one great ass." I hear that a lot. I like to hear it. They still don't ask me out.

Until the last year or so, there was a lot of traffic going in and out of that pussy. Not that I'm some kind of slut.

Now? Nothing. That's why I signed up for that on-line dating site.

As I scrolled through page after page, like I said, there were lots and lots of losers. I didn't know what I was looking for but those guys weren't it.

Suddenly I saw something, scrolled by it two or three pages and then scrolled back. Among all the loser guys was an advertisement for a "SHOW US YOUR PUSSY CONTEST."

No, I couldn't.

Yes, I could. Maybe, some guy would like what he sees. Naïve me; all guys like pussy.

The rules were simple. There were two categories: BUSH/NO BUSH. They gave suggestions on how to take selfies. I'd taken selfies, but never . . .

You could submit up to four pictures and you'd be anonymous. Guys and I guess, maybe women, would vote on the best-looking pussy.

I didn't sign up and take selfies right away. I kept scrolling. "Loser, loser, loser, EWWWWW, loser."

Then I came to a page where there was an advertisement for a "SHOW US YOUR DICK CONTEST."

I wasn't sure why. A number of guys on this website had sent me dick pics. I wasn't impressed. It wasn't their dicks. It was what kind of loser thinks that would impress me or any woman.

Two days later, I reviewed the suggestions for how to take selfies. It took about an hour of meticulous grooming before I felt I was ready to take pictures.

I took a bunch of pictures. Taking pictures is one thing; sending them to some loser website was another.

Yes, after selecting the four best, or least the four best in my opinion, I hit send. As I did, my brain is screaming, ‘mistake, mistake, loser, loser.'

A week later, I checked and I had lots of votes, but I was about in the middle. I mean I had 400-500 votes. Some women, maybe I should say some pussies, had over a thousand votes. You could only vote once, so it wasn't like I could ‘stuff' the ballot box. I also couldn't ask my

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