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It sounds like a silly question, but it happened to me, and it changed my life.

I'm eighty-year-old Christopher Baronowsky and I live in a senior citizens' facility. I was a patent attorney. One day two of my past clients came in to see an old friend, recognized me and we got to talking.

"You boys invent anything new lately?"

"In fact, we just got a patent for a time machine."

"What? That's crazy." I laughed.

"Want to see how it works?"

At my age what did I have to lose? Meet Ben Franklin or Socrates or Leonardo da Vinci; how cool would that be?

That's not what they had in mind. "Mr. Baronowsky, what advice would you give your 22-year-old self?

A week later, they signed me out of the assisted living facility and took me to their lab downtown.

An hour later, I was in a coffee shop in mid-town Manhattan talking to 22-year-old Chris Baronowsky. Damn, have I changed.

According to those crazy inventors, I had fifteen minutes. "Chris, eat more pussy; learn to love to eat pussy; pussy is pussy and never turn down pussy."

You think that's crazy, right? No, I didn't tell him to invest in Google or Microsoft. I didn't tell him to listen to Warren Buffet. All I talked about was pussy.

Then, my fifteen minutes were up, and after a nice lunch with those inventors, I was back at the senior citizens' facility.

You want to know what I meant by my advice. I never married, but I probably got more pussy than guys on their honeymoon. Not to brag.

All because every pussy I ever ate, I treated liked it'd be the last one. Every pussy deserved my best. Not to brag again, but by my mid-twenties, I was a world class pussy eater. I can't tell you how many times I heard, "Chris, no one's ever done my pussy like that. My pussy is yours anytime you want it."

As for the pussy is pussy thing. White pussy, black pussy, brown pussy, old pussy, young (but legal) pussy, I've tried them all and loved them all. I've had lousy fucks, but never bad pussy. Frankly, after a marathon pussy session, those lousy fucks came around.

As for never turning pussy down: I've found pussy is tasty, no matter if it is attached to a gorgeous model or a fat, old lady. And like I said, afterwards the fucking is grand.

Here's a perfect example: the night I got back from meeting 22-year-old me, Mrs. Miner from down the hall in the senior facility snuck into my room. We'd been doing this for almost six months.

She was my age, and at my age my cock didn't stay hard too long, but Mrs. Miner took her teeth out and sucked it. That is after I had a spent a lovely half hour with my tongue in her pussy. You probably think that sticking my tongue in her eighty-year-old pussy was disgusting. Like every other pussy over the past almost sixty years, Mrs. Miner was delicious.

Hey, did you think I was getting some twenty-year-old hot babe's pussy at my age?

And oh yeah, blowjobs had almost always been a reward for pussy eating; at least for me.

Speaking of not staying hard, more than once I asked my doctor for a prescription for Viagra. He told me that at my age, my heart couldn't handle it. He also told me that the old ladies here at the senior center living facility couldn't handle it either.

I was certain the nurses knew. The next morning, one of them took my blood pressure. "Mr. Baronowsky, a little exercise is good for you, but we don't want you over doing it." She smiled.

Mrs. Georgina Miner snuck in once a week; so, did Mrs. Marjorie Gallagher and Mrs. Heather Thomison. Like I said, I was getting more pussy than some guys on their honeymoon. Even at my age, I never turned down pussy.

TO BE CONTINUED

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